But She's Pretty Child Goes To New Orleans

For the past four days there has been a big lawyers convention in New Orleans, all expenses paid. So But She's Pretty Child flew out there Thursday. She started sending me pictures of her "vacation". I lived there for 5 years and the city has always been close to my heart. I have always wanted to go back and see the places I miss so much, meet up with old friends and mourn what Katrina took away from my city. She knows this, has known it since she was a small child and so wanted me to be able to go back while my health still allows it. She invited me to go with them but I couldn't go because of Lola's treatments and knowing I still have to worry about paying the $400-$600 dollars for her future, and hopefully last, treatments there was simply no way I could afford it. So she has been blowing up my phone sending me pictures while she is there. My son and I decided, as a joke, we would blow up her phone with pictures of  our "vacation" too. This is the type of the pictures she is receiving:

All pictures taken locally around the town we live in and easily recognizable to her as being such. Only But She's Pretty Child would appreciate the humor in this and comment back on each "vacation" picture.

Then last night she is walking Bourbon St and runs into a filming of an episode of True Blood. Knowing I would jump Alexander Skarsgards (Eric Northman) bones in a heartbeat she starts taking pictures of him. That's good, and was interesting, she took several but this is the only one I am going to bore you with because no one really wants to see someone's else's vacation pictures:

Then I get this message from her that says "I touched Vampire Bill, I couldn't get to Eric!!!". Now if this was anyone else it wouldn't be a cause for concern. But it isn't anyone else it is But She's Pretty Child, who is capable of doing almost anything. I have these visions of her running onto the set and throwing herself on him. I haven't heard from her since late last night, she may be in jail for attempted rape or at the very least assault. Thank God she is down there with a bunch of other attorney's! I was already concerned for her safety when she ask a tour guide "Who the hell is Marie Lavaeu anyway?" But she's pretty!