Friday, March 23, 2012
For Your Viewing Pleasure
I thought you all might enjoy the guy that came to fix my floor almost as much as I did so I snapped a picture for you. I also got caught doing it by the other guy who announces "Hey, I think she just took a picture of your ass!" I forget to turn that damn flash off all the time. So since I was already caught I just fessed up and answered "I sure did, I don't get to see man crack in my house that often, I might want to look at it again later tonight when I am alone". Demon Seed who was standing beside me almost died of embarrassment, damn you would think that kid would be use to my mouth by now!
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Hopefully, he was flattered and told his wife, "Hey, you know how you say I should lose weight and buy a better belt. Well, there's a lady staring at my manliness right now."
ReplyDeleteIf you had seen the front of this man I think you would agree that the ass crack was the best thing he had going for him! This guy was at least in his early to mid 40's and had a full head of dread locks, I'm pretty sure the word razor was never introduced into his family and I can only pray he didn't procreate and have children somewhere.
DeleteOh, I think I'm in love...note the sarcasm?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about the butt crack but if he had some ordinary crack stashed inside his back pocket, then I may be interested. Anything to get some damned sleep!
But the question remains Lily, would you have been brave enough to stick you hand in there to find out if he had ordinary crack inside his back pocket? I'm not sure even sleep would have been enough to draw me into that trap.
DeleteI would be the person to get caught too. Thanks for the chuckle =)
ReplyDeleteOh L, this isn't the first time I have gotten caught. My old camera didn't have a flash so no worries, but my new one does and I can never remember to turn it off. The last time was trying to get a lovely picture of some huge lumpy woman at Hellmart wearing thongs pulled way up above her waistline. I tried to play that off as the camera accidently going off as I was putting it in my purse, I don't think a single person around me believed my story.
DeleteThis is my first time checking out your blog and I want to tell you that I love it..Have a wonderful night.
ReplyDeleteWelcome Roe and I do hope you come back. It's been pretty sparse in content lately I have been pretty sick and in and out of the hospital, who I might add does not appreciate my humor. I just checked you out and can't wait to get over there to read more, I too have fibromyalgia. Slapping doctors is always at the top of my list of "things I want to do before I die"
DeleteI am just starting out with this whole blogging thing, so I hope you have some patience with me as I figure out just what the hell I am doing.
DeleteYeah, this Fibromyalgia is a pain in my ass, but I will tell you that it is making me learn how to stand up for myself and not take any shit from anyone, including my doctors. Yesterday, I came pretty close to attacking mine, he got on my very last nerve.
HAHAHAHA! That is just AWESOME! And I'm so happy to know I'm not the only one who gets caught taking those kind of pics.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Way to play it cool.
ReplyDeleteIt least it was a guy. I've seen this on women...not pretty, not pretty at all.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteYeah - off to read your new blog.