Considering that Fantasy Barbie and I had
There I was laying in the parking lot, both boxes of food all over me and the pavement because on my way down I had knocked the box my daughter was holding out of her hand too. I am covered in both drinks (to go cokes that we had poured out and replaced with our "real" drinks), so I also smelled like a brewery. Damages are good ones but not life threatening. Some nice observer guy not realizing we knew this medic crew personally, was getting furious because they were laughing at me. I'm yelling at Fantasy Barbie to get a good picture of the whole hilarious episode, the little Japanese owner assumes I am wanting pictures for a law suite is running around yelling "no piture, no piture, we do nuting wrong, you drunk lady, you fall on own face" So I decide to play with him and point out he has no sign that shows there is a drop down step into the parking lot, he turns around and mumbles to a worker who runs inside and comes out quickly with a sigh and tapes it to the building. It read "You no watch step you get hert, not our falt"
We finally decide to quite torturing the little guy and left, although I swear he was so hysterical and funny I could have sat there all night covered in Japanese food messing with him.
hand and wrist
I have been fighting my natural urge to call and pretend I am taking him to court just to fuck with him.