This Is Why You Don't Have Drinks With Dinner

Since I love noting more than laughing at my self this whole incindent, after the blood,paramedics and a trip to the hospital was over had me rolling in hysterical laughter and morphine. I warn you of the pictures are a little disgusting, but my Fantasy Barbie Critical Care Paramedic Child does not share the same type of humor that my But She's Pretty Child does so all the good pictures did not get taken. Had But She's Pretty Child been there that night we would have had a photo album to laugh over for years. I miss that child!



Considering that Fantasy Barbie and I had not worked so hard on moving we decided to sneak away from the rest of them and go to Yamato's Japanese Restaurant to have dinner. We did and had a wonderful dinner, complete with several drinks. Ok, maybe a little more than several. So after eating knowing neither one of us was getting behind the wheel of a car we called some old co-workers that run the ambulance and requested a ride home when they had some downtime. So they come to get us about 20 minutes and two drinks later. We have our left over food all packed nice and neat in to go boxes to give to the demon children still moving my stuff because we aren't inhumane and did feel a twinge of remorse for sneaking out like that. First move, right off the step I go and fly into the parking lot. Now this is the point But She's Pretty Child would have kicked in with the camera, it would have just been to good for her to pass up. Fantasy Barbie's first thought was to access the damages, causing us to forever lose those important first pictures.


There I was laying in the parking lot, both boxes of food all over me and the pavement because on my way down I had knocked the box my daughter was holding out of her hand too. I am covered in both drinks (to go cokes that we had poured out and replaced with our "real" drinks), so I also smelled like a brewery.  Damages are good ones but not life threatening. Some nice observer guy not realizing we knew this medic crew personally, was getting  furious because they were laughing at me. I'm yelling at Fantasy Barbie to get a good picture of the whole hilarious episode, the little Japanese owner assumes I am wanting pictures for a law suite is running around yelling "no piture, no piture, we do nuting wrong, you drunk lady, you fall on own face" So I decide to play with him and point out he has no sign that shows there is a drop down step into the parking lot, he turns around and mumbles to a worker who runs inside and comes out quickly with a sigh and tapes it to the building. It read "You no watch step you get hert, not our falt"


We finally decide to quite torturing the little guy and left, although I swear he was so hysterical and funny I could have sat there all night covered in Japanese food messing with him.

 

knee

 

other knee

 

shoulder

hand and wrist

  sprained ankle

I have been fighting my natural urge to call and pretend I am taking him to court just to fuck with him.