I have to go to Hellmart and to the pharmacy. As I am dressed normally today and not going in pajama's I feel I could possibly be in danger and be attacked.
Thank you.
Apparently they are considered evening wear at the gas station I also had to make a run to. Who would have known, I saw no sign saying No shirt, no shoes, no pajamas. I made it back and did get one little moment of joy when I saw a SUV with "Honey Bow Wow" painted on the back window.
That is why I made such a quick trip, I was so worried about you and Donna praying, or one of our evil children finding out you were praying and make a sacrifice out of you. See? I'm a good friend, just not a good mommy blogger.
I am OK with it too, obviously. They ever fire the little greeter man that always wants to check my ticket but can't read and I am finding another place to shop. I love reading that list for him and throwing in "one A frame house", "two St. Bernard's", "one red sports car with black interior", he never catches it, never and it amuses me to no end.
Then I have made an impact on the world in some small way. When my kids were still in public school many moons ago. Damn, it was a long time ago now that I think about it, Demon Seed and The Devil's Advocate graduate this year and haven't seen the inside of a classroom since the 3rd grade. Anyway, I was driving them to school one morning, shit I will just come clean and admit I was picking them up after school, in my pj's and snowflake robe complete with flip flops when I got stopped by the police for having a tail light out (it wasn't even out, but I didn't know that until it was over with), the police (we have each other's backs, none of them want to roll up in the ER injured and have the nurse or doctor taking care of you be the one you just wrote a ticket to last night) won't give me a ticket but I knew him and he decided to have a little fun with me by having me get out of the car in all that school traffic as soon as he saw what I was wearing and stand beside it while he checked my license. I got him back later, I do love me some good revenge! Did it stop me? Not in the least the only difference the next day was I had on different pj's.
It's rough in there, that's why I ask for prayer. I was dressed in normal clothing and worried an uprising would occur from all the other shoppers "less dressed".
I have been using my tablet a lot lately and even though it will let me blog it refuses to let me reply or comment so I have to wait until the mood hits to turn on the desktop or my laptop. I blog when something pops into my head so that means sometimes I use my phone and sometimes the tablet, whichever is handy. It's far easier to get me by email if you need me. I have also been busy getting our paranormal website up and running and we have done a lot of private investigations lately so I haven't had the desktop on that much.
Pajamas isn't normal? Fuck
ReplyDeleteThey are normal at Hellmart.
DeleteApparently they are considered evening wear at the gas station I also had to make a run to. Who would have known, I saw no sign saying No shirt, no shoes, no pajamas. I made it back and did get one little moment of joy when I saw a SUV with "Honey Bow Wow" painted on the back window.
ReplyDeleteLet us all pray...though I've got a feeling that at least one of us, will burst into flames before the prayer ends.
ReplyDeleteThat is why I made such a quick trip, I was so worried about you and Donna praying, or one of our evil children finding out you were praying and make a sacrifice out of you. See? I'm a good friend, just not a good mommy blogger.
DeleteI am one of the WalMart slobs. I am ok with that.
ReplyDeleteI am OK with it too, obviously. They ever fire the little greeter man that always wants to check my ticket but can't read and I am finding another place to shop. I love reading that list for him and throwing in "one A frame house", "two St. Bernard's", "one red sports car with black interior", he never catches it, never and it amuses me to no end.
DeleteI drove the kids to school this am in my flaming red bath robe and boots. I thought of you.
ReplyDeleteThen I have made an impact on the world in some small way. When my kids were still in public school many moons ago. Damn, it was a long time ago now that I think about it, Demon Seed and The Devil's Advocate graduate this year and haven't seen the inside of a classroom since the 3rd grade. Anyway, I was driving them to school one morning, shit I will just come clean and admit I was picking them up after school, in my pj's and snowflake robe complete with flip flops when I got stopped by the police for having a tail light out (it wasn't even out, but I didn't know that until it was over with), the police (we have each other's backs, none of them want to roll up in the ER injured and have the nurse or doctor taking care of you be the one you just wrote a ticket to last night) won't give me a ticket but I knew him and he decided to have a little fun with me by having me get out of the car in all that school traffic as soon as he saw what I was wearing and stand beside it while he checked my license. I got him back later, I do love me some good revenge! Did it stop me? Not in the least the only difference the next day was I had on different pj's.
DeleteMan I hope you made it back.
ReplyDeleteIt's rough in there, that's why I ask for prayer. I was dressed in normal clothing and worried an uprising would occur from all the other shoppers "less dressed".
DeleteWhere do you go?
ReplyDeleteI have been using my tablet a lot lately and even though it will let me blog it refuses to let me reply or comment so I have to wait until the mood hits to turn on the desktop or my laptop. I blog when something pops into my head so that means sometimes I use my phone and sometimes the tablet, whichever is handy. It's far easier to get me by email if you need me. I have also been busy getting our paranormal website up and running and we have done a lot of private investigations lately so I haven't had the desktop on that much.
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