Sunday, February 10, 2013

Sunday Stealing: The Basically Obscure Meme Pt 1 and Pt 2

Since I missed the first part I am going to go back and do it too.

Pt 1

1: Do you notice a persons eye color?

Not really, I have always said I would be the worst person in the world to have to identify someone in a police line up.

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?


3: If you could get a  tattoo free, would you do it? what would it be?

I did get both of my tattoos free, one of my close friends is a professional tattoo artist. Both are my own designs. 

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

Small town and hated it.

5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

Hands down my Uncle Bus. 

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

I don't like any kind of smoothie 

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

Fourth grade. Diarrhea hit me in class and I couldn't make it to the bathroom, I ask them to call my Mom to come and get me, they ask why, I refused to tell and the lady in the office just kept badgering me and telling me she wasn't going to call my Mom unless I gave her a reason. I finally just yelled out "I shit my pants, is that good enough for you?" I don't know if she was more shocked at my language or my yelling, probably both. Either way she quickly called my Mom.

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

Starting my period for the first time in class and not realizing it until I stood up and some boy said "Yuk, you have blood all over your seat!"

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

It was icy outside and I was hot on the trail of this new boy I really wanted to make an impression on (that may translate to make out with), he is walking with me into the school and we were in the process of making our first date when I slipped and fell face first on the ice, breaking my nose.

10: Have you ever fired anyone?

Yes, many times.

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

As a child, not so much in my adult years. 

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

I loved swinging as a child, excited when I see one now? No, maybe a little nostalgic but not excited.

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

Another English Bulldog, I have had them in the past and dearly loved them, after my last one died of old age I just haven't been able to get another one but someday I will.

14: What's your favorite place to relax?

Hot Tub

15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?

My sense of humor 

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

Lady Gaga 

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

No and have never watched it at all, I hate sports 

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event live?

See above answer 

19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?

Steak from Acapulco 

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
Margarine.  I grew up with butter and always thought I didn't like butter until I discovered margarine.

Pt 2

21: Would you swear in front of your parents?


22: Which continents have you been on?

Europe and North America

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?


24: Why did you name your blog whatever you named your blog?

Because it says it all. I love to stay in my pajama's and I take Klonopin

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

I will as soon as I get my ticket to Charlie's Chocolate Factory or an invite to Elton John's home

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Post a picture if you can.

Richie Rich   

27: In a past life I must have been a...

Witch, I may have that confused with Bitch

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?


29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?

From London to Indianapolis

30: The longest you've ever slept?

Do coma's count? If so then about 4 weeks

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

No and No for kittens, but dogs yes

32: Do you pluck your eyebrows?

No, I have them waxed

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

None, I hate beans

34: How far can you throw a baseball?

Far enough to hit my ex husband in the head

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

I would go back to England

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

I thought the Ethiopian's didn't have food?  Yes to all, some good and some bad.

37: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If Chuck had wood, I wouldn't have cobwebs


  1. You've been in a coma? holy crap! extra points for waking up! Great answers! I love reading your writing!

    1. Thanks for following. Yes, a car accident. The best part of waking up was I also had amnesia for a few weeks and my then husband, kept coming to see me, I kept telling them to get that strange man out of my room and every time they told me it was my husband I would reply: "I would never have married anyone that looks and acts like him, get him out now!" Damn shame I couldn't have kept that part of the amnesia. I still have no memory of the three months prior to the accident and the six months after the accident and that was many years ago.

    2. That's horrible and amazing all at the same time! And too bad about actually remembering the hubs but we're happy you came out of it! :D

  2. They didn't ask what you are in this lifetime! And you hate sports and beans, does that come in a can? Gotta agree with my Lance!

    1. In this lifetime I am a pure out bitch, plain and simple. I am consistent from lifetime to lifetime.

  3. I know, that's what I thought too. Ha that's kinda sad about your husband, too bad you didn't wake up and think you were gay or nice

  4. He deserved it which I why I left him as soon as my memory was back and I remembered what an asshole he was. OMG how horrible if would have woke up and turned into a nice person! I guess even a coma can't reverse the bitch effect.

  5. Jeez, how big of an arsehole was your ex, that enough amnesia couldn't erase that particular memory??

    And it's probably a good thing that you aren't back in England. The mums around here already hate me and I'm in enough trouble with the authorities. If you came back here, Satan alone knows what kind of mischief we'd get up to...good god, it would be a blast though.

    1. In all honesty the first one wasn't really that much of an asshole, I just didn't like him. I only married him because I was one of those overachievers that graduated high school a year early and at 17 my parents wouldn't let me go all the way across the country to go to the college I wanted to attend. I had dated him in high school and he liked me far more than I liked him. He was military and stationed right where I wanted to go to school so when he ask me to marry him I did. I was probably the only bride that ever stood at the alter thinking "I can divorce him in four years as soon as I graduate"

      What the hell have you done to get the authorities after you?

    2. Er...I may have inadvertently called a couple pf politicians lying cheating, corrupt scum, in a letter, then wrote about Atos, the company that deals with people on disability and told them they were frauds.

      Result: Disability allowance stopped. Lies written about my medical exam. No money for almost 5 months and the list keeps getting bigger. Yaay me!

  6. I love your answers in part 1 to #7,8 and 9! How in the world can one person have such embarrassment three years in a row??! I love that you just flat out said you shit your pants! That's awesome. And part 2? #27 - You say witch bitch like they're bad things.. Embrace the power that is yours.. Lol.. #34 - And I'm tossin' a baseball to you. I think our exes are hanging out together, go ahead and wallop mine while you're at it! And my favorite.. #37 - I wrote "Chuck had no wood." You wrote, if Chuck had wood, you wouldn't have cobwebs. Well, I feel your pain sister! My ex's name IS CHUCK! Hahahahaha!

    1. Well I have never been known for being subtle and am always the first to laugh at myself when something I do embarrasses me. Actually it's almost impossible to embarrass me. I need to do a post on my embarrassing moments if I haven't already. Sometimes it's hard to remember what you have posted on and what you haven't and I'm rather lazy about reading back to find out.

      Maybe I can throw that ball just right, hit one and have it bounce off and hit the other one too. One ball, one throw, two assholes taken out.

      Hilarious that your ex was really named Chuck!